ده دليلي‌ که خدا زن را آفريد

Top 10 Reasons God Created Women

10. خدا نگران بود که آدم در باغ عدن گم بشه چون اهل پرسيدن آدرس نبود.

10. God worried that Adam would be lost in the Garden of Eden because he wouldn't ask for directions.

9. خدا مي دونست يه روزی آدم نياز داره يک کسی‌ کنترل تلويزيون رو بهش بده.

9. God knew that someday Adam would need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Parenthetically, it has been noted that men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on.)

8. خدا مي دونست که آدم هيچ وقت خودش وقت دکتر نمي گيره!

8. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment.

7. خدا مي دونست اگه برگ انجير آدم کهنه بشه، هيچ وقت خودش برای خودش يکی‌ ديگه نمی خره.

7. God knew that when Adam's fig leaf wore out, he would never buy a new one for himself.

6. خدا می دونست كه آدم يادش ميره آشغالا رو بيرون ببره.

6. God knew that Adam would not remember to take out the garbage.

5. خدا مي خواست آدم بارور و تكثير شود، اما خدا می دونست كه آدم تحمل درد زايمان رو نداره.

5. God wanted man to be fruitful and multiply, but he knew Adam would never be able to handle labor pains and childbirth.

4. خدا می دونست كه مانند يك باغبون، آدم براي پيدا كردن ابزارهاش نياز به كمك داره.

4. As "keeper of the garden," Adam would need help in finding his tools.

3. خدا می دونست كه آدم به كسي براي مقصر دونستش براي موضوع سيب يا هر چيز ديگري نياز داره.

3. Adam needed someone to blame for the Apple incident, and for anything else that was really his fault.

2. همونطور كه در انجيل آمد ه است: براي يك مرد خوب نيست تنها بماند.

2. As the Bible says: "It is not good for man to be alone." And the Number One reason of all....

و سرانجام دليل شماره يك

1. خدا به آدم نگاه كرد و گفت: من بهتر از اين هم مي تونم خلق كنم...

1. God stepped back, looked at Adam, and declared: "I can do better than that!!"